February 2012
96 posts
When my mum tries to discipline me in public:
georgiagallifrey:
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Trying to listen for your pulse and you can't find...
WHERE IS IT?!?! I’M DEAD…I’M DEAD, I’M DEAD I TELL YOU!! Oh oh wait oh no there it is I’m alive and kicking
If I text a person in the same room as me, I stare...
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When your crush calls you cute.
GIRL’S REACTION:
GUY’S REACTION:
My Reaction:
that was a nice dream…
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My Mum keeps offering me bags of M&M's to tidy my...
You want me to lose blood sweat and tears to make my shit tip of a room look acceptable and it’s a not even family sized bag?
My Mum’s not a Margaret and she never has been but for the sake of this post I have renamed her and from this day forth Margaret is her new name
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I bet Rick Astley struggles with lent
When I decide to clean:
When I’m told to clean:
"Hey I'm taking a picture of you, so just act...
bases for normal people:
1st: kissing
2nd: kinky stuff
3rd: oral
home run: sex
bases for me:
1st: knowing each other's existence
2nd: breathing the same air
3rd: eye contact
home run: speaking to each other
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When I was little and someone told me to eat with...
littlejoannasgreeneyes asked: Follow back please?:)
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When you're having a conversation with your friend...
That’s right, you all bask in my glory ALL HAIL QUEEN ME
When you smell someone's fart...
drain-a-way asked: Thanks for the follow, xD love your blog its so funny
xyoungxwildxfree asked: awesome blog, and i love the bubbles. just sayin :)
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I'm not clicking my notifications on Facebook so...
When you don't have signal on your phone so you go...
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I wouldn't be alone for valentines day if I could...
